What is the Latin translation of the meme,
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
I intend to put it in a lorem ipsum to see if anyone notices. I know lorem ipsum texts are often very bad or even outright fake Latin, so a loose translation is acceptable. I tried machine translation, but the entire sentence structure changes depending on which English word I substitute for the anachronistic post.
First, to note, lorem ipsum text isn't really Latin at all—it's based on a Latin source, but heavily mutilated to make it look vaguely English at a casual glance.
However, for a translation, I would say:
nisi huic respondebis mater tua peribit
Or, with nicer punctuation:
Nisi huic respondebis, mater tua peribit.
Unless you respond to this, your mother will die.
I would use the unpunctuated version if you want to hide it in a long stream of text, though.
Responde nuntium, aliter tua mater in cubiculo nocte morietur.
This phrase reads: "Answer this message, otherwise your mother will die in bed during the night."
